( S-tat stuffing U-ltra P-roductive & E-fficient R-oto S-tuds)
Point-Guard:
1. Stephen Curry - Golden State Warriors
Stat Line: 36 pts ( 11-22 FGs, 7 3's, 7-8 FTs) 10 rebs, 13 asts, 3 stls and 6 TOs.
Why he's on top: Monster triple-double for the rookie. 7 3's and 3 stls are outrageous. I want my Curry triple spicy tonight baby!!( this one's for you Erik.)
2. Steve Blake - Portland Trailblazer
Stat Line: 20 pts (7-12 FGs, 2 3's, 4-4 FTs) 2 rebs, 12 asts, 2 stls, 1 blk and 1 TO.
Why he's 2nd best: White Chocolate in da house!! Stat-filling 20 and 10 with sweet percentages and low TOs that doesn't hurt you anywhere. But Curry's line just too spectacular.
3. Devin Harris - New Jersey Nets
Stat Line: 27 pts. ( 9-17 FGs, 1 3's, 8-10 FTs ) 3 rebs, 9 asts, 1 stl and 5 TOs.
Why he's solid: 1 asts shy of double-double. 5 TOs were the only negative to this otherwise great line.
Shooting Guard:

1. Stephen Jackson - Charlotte Bobcats
Stat Line: 33 pts ( 12-21 FGs, 4 3's, 5-9 FTs) 4 rebs, 5 asts, 2 stls, 1 blks and 4 TOs
Why he's on top: Sweet offensive line, did a little bit of everything tonight.
2. Dywane Wade - Maimi Heat
Stat Line: 18 pts ( 7-15 FGs, 4-7 FTs ) 4 rebs, 11 asts, 2 stls, 1 blk and 2 TOs.
Why he's 2nd best: Typical double-double for the All-star guard. Percentages could have been better.
3. Kevin Martin - Sacramento Kings
Stat Line : 26 pts (9-15FGs, 1 3's, 7-7FTs) 3 rebs, 2 asts, 1 stls, and 2 TOs
Why he's solid: Solid offensive effort, did little in other categories. Typical line for Martin.
Small Forward:
1. Anthony Morrow - Golden State Warriors
Stat Line: 26 pts ( 9-16 FGs, 3 3's, 5-5 FTs) 10 rebs, 6 ast, 1 stl and 4 TO.
Why he's on top: Monster line. Was just 4 asts shy of a triple-double. Morrow is the surprise of the week. Grab him fast if he's still in your waiver wire.
2. Andrei Krilenko - Utah Jazz
Stat Line:17 pts ( 8-14 FGs, 1 3's) 5 rebs, 2 asts, 2 stls, 4 blks and 2 TOs.
Why he's 2nd best: Filled the stat sheet in this one, But Morrow's numbers more eye-catching. The stls and blks are sweet though.
3. Peja Stojokavic - New Orleans Hornets
Stat Line: 20 pts ( 7-16, 4 3's, 2-2 FTs) 4 rebs, 1 ast, 2 stl and 1 TOs.
Why he's solid: Solid Line. Doesn't hurt you in any category. 4 3's are gravy.
Power Forward:

1. Lamar Odom - Los Angeles Lakers
Stat Line: 25 pts ( 7-9 FGs, 11-12 FTs ) 11 rebs, 1 asts 3 stls, 2 blks and 3 TOs.
Why he's on top: 78% from the field, 92% from stripe with a solid 20-10 effort and other goodies. He's stepping up with Kobe and Bynum out.
2. Chris Bosh - Toronto Raptors
Stat Line: 23 pts ( 8-15 FGs, 7-10 FTs) 12 rebs, 3 asts, 1 stl, and 2 TOs.
Why he's 2nd best: Nothing new for Bosh. Solid 20-10 effort, but Odom got better percentages and defensive stats.
3.Anthony Tolliver - Golden State Warriors
Stat Line: 29 pts ( 11-16 FGs, 3 3's 4-5 FTs) 3 rebs, 2 ast and 1 stl.
Why he's solid: Wow, What a career night for Tolliver, he did'nt do much beside score, but the fact that he scored 29 pts is already impressive in itself. He's Anthony Tolliver dude!!!
Center:

1. Nazr Mohammed - Charlotte Bobcats
Stat Line: 21 pts ( 9-14 FGs, 3-4 FTs) 20 rebs, 1 asts, 2 stls,1 blks and 2 TOs.
Why he's on top: Nazr Mohammed had a 20-20, are you kidding me?!? This has got to be on top. I mean he is Nazr Mohammed. For real man!
2 . Pau Gasol - Los Angeles Lakers
Stat-Line: 22 pts ( 10-15 FGs, 2-2 FTs) 19 rebs, 4 asts, 1stl, 5 blks and 6 TOs
Why he's 2nd best: Was just 1 reb shy of a monster 20-20. 5 blks huge but 6 TOs was just too much to stomach.
3. Andrew Bogut - Milwaukee Bucks
Stat Line: 22 pts ( 11-22 FG, 0-1 FTs) 9 rebs, 4 asts, 1 stl, and 4 blks..
Why he's solid: Stat-stuffing line with 0 TOs was terrific, but overshadowed by Mohammed's (yes, Nazr Mohammed!!) and Gasol's monster numbers.
Sixth Man:

1. Beno Udrih - Sacramento Kings
Stat Line: 22 pts ( 8-10 FGs, 2 3's 4-4 FTs) 3 rebs, 6 ast, 3 stl, 1 blk and 3 TOs.
Why he's on top: 80% from the field and perfect from the line. Efficient scoring paired with other stat-stuffing goodies is numero uno for us.
2. Luke Ridnour - Milwaukee Bucks
Stat Line: 17 pts ( 6-13 FGs, 3 3's, 3-3 FTs ) 4 reb, 8 ast 1 stl, 1 blk and 2TOs.
Why he's 2nd best : Another white boy for ya!!2 asts shy of a double-double, but Udrih had better percentages.
3. Louis Williams - Philadelphia 76ers
Stat Line: 26 pts ( 9-13FGs, 2 3's 6-6 FTs ) 5 rebs, 2 ast, and 2 TOs.
Why he's solid: Nice offensive effort off the bench, but Udrih and Ridnour had more peripheral stats.
The Stinkers
(They stink, period.)
Point-Guard:
1.Derek Fisher - Los Angeles Lakers
Stat Line: 6 pts ( 2-6 FG's, 2-3 FTs) 2 reb, 2 asts and 2 TOs.
Why he's the worst: 33% from the field with 2 TOs in 28 mins. Jordan Farmar did more damage in 24 mins ( 18 pts, 4 3's). Heck, even Sasha Vujacic did better in 15 mins ( 3 pts, 2 rebs, 4 asts and 3 stls.)
2.Brandon Jennings - Milwaukee Bucks
Stat Line: 7 pts (3-8 FGs, 1-2 FTs ) 3 rebs, 3 asts and 5 TOs.
Why he's bad: FG% and TOs are his weakness. Clearly was outplayed by Ridnour.
Shooting Guard:

1. Ben Gordon - Detroit Pistons
Stat Line: 3 pts ( 0-8 FGs, 3-3 FTs) 2 asts.
Why he's the worst: Didn't hit a field-goal but did hit 3 freebies ( like it matters!!) Oh, when will this nightmare in Detroit end?!?
2.Charlie Bell - Milwaukee Bucks
Stat Line: 5 pts. ( 2-8 FG's, 1 3's) 1 reb, 1 asts and 1 TO.
Why he's bad: Didn't do much but hurt your FG%.
Small Forward:

1. Quentin Richardson - Miami Heat
Stat Line: 2 pts ( 1-5 FGs, 1 3's 0-1 FTs) 4 reb.
Why he's the worst: Perennial stinker Q-rich is back and he still stinks. We've got to start looking for other stinkers or else he'll be here every week.
2. Ron Artest -Los Angeles Lakers
Stat Line: 5 pts ( 1-7 FGs, 1-2 FTs) 2 rebs, 3 asts and 2 TOs.
Why he's bad: Without Kobe and Bynum, he managed just these mediocre stats in 37 mins of play. Owners are probably pulling their hair out with this effort.
Power Forward:

1. Donte Greene - Sacramento Kings
Stat Line: 2 pts (2-7FGs, 1 3's, 1-2 FTs ) 1 asts and 2 TOs..
Why he's the worst:Hurt you in every category imaginable. Owners are cursing his name after they plugged him in their line-up after he broke out in his last game. (including me!! Damn you Greene, you suck!!)
2. Taj Gibson - Chicago Bulls
Stat Line: 0 pts (0-5 FGs,) 6 rebs.
Why he's bad: He shot the ball fives times, he missed five times. Nuff said.
Center:
1. Brad Miller - Chicago Bulls
Stat Line: 2 pts, ( 1-7 FGs ) 1 rebs, 1 stl, 1 blk and 1 TO.
Why he's the worst: How the hell does a seven-foot center manage just 1 reb. is beyond me. oh yeah, his FG% sucked too.
2.Ryan Hollins - Minnesota Timberwolves
Stat Line: 2 pts (1-4 FGs) 4 rebs and 1 asts.
Why he's bad: Had us fooled with his 3 straight double-figure scoring, then follewed it with 4, 4, 2 in his last 3. Drop him fast like a hot piece of sh*t.



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